Sigh no more ladies, sigh no more
I went to describe myself as a "stone cold bitch" but accidentally said "cold stone bitch" then I realized that was more accurate anyway.


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55 minutes ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 176,430 notes
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nosdrinker:

knifeplay:

terrifying sociopath/future serial killer Dennis Reynolds

what do you mean “future”

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Tagged as: #amazing 

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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qunerdi:

the movie actually managed to make me laugh pretty hard with this omg

8 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 107,337 notes
thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

8 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 165,524 notes

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

8 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 362,666 notes
Tagged as: #parks and rec