paulbearer:

markbellhorn:

reblog this with your favorite lolcat

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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michaelsgavin:

Team Nice Dynamite + (imaginary) marriage

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

singmeadixielullaby:

soppkey:

Haha, oh god yes. For everyone of us who as ever worked in retail.

This….

juilan:

Why you playing games?

juilan:

Why you playing games?

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